John Kellogg, the inventor of Corn Flakes, was a weird dude. He believed eating cereal would stop people from wanking. Go look it up.
To be fair, I doubt many have wanked while eating corn flakes.
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So…it worked!
I'm now going to make an effort to eat corn flakes and wank at the same time.
It’s funny because there’s a cock right on the box. 🐓
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