Even Ezekiel thinks my mind is gone.

If gangsters paradise is playing and I have consumed alcohol I will belt out the entire weird Al Amish paradise word for word.

I don't even need the music playing.

I don't need to think about it.

It's just there, in my head, ready to go.

I look at my wife and realize she’s very plain.

Didn't coolio get all pissed at weird al for making that song? Still a banger in my book