That's ridiculous! We'd never use a fork!

Lol, no. Lobsters are definitely not there. More like a bowl of cheerios.

This is not how it's imagined, this is how it really is.

Conceal carry + oversized portions + surf & turf + free refills on soda (not pictured)

Ghastlier don’t play. Most don’t have that much food FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️

I usually have a much larger cup of coffee, but otherwise spot on 😂