These clearly aren't shite markers then, as you've been advertising. Shite markers would be so dried out they would be streaky color at best on first use, fresh out of the package. You wouldn't be able to get anywhere near as consistent a color coverage as the light blue or magenta. The reddish brown looks a little drier, but that would be about the best I would expect out of true shite markers.

It's OK, I am sure your availability is limited. I would go down to my local diner and grab a cup full of the markers they give to the kiddos to draw on activity page handouts, but I don't think they trust those kids with markers anymore and have crayons instead. Safer to stick in your nose and ears, I guess. Maybe I could just send you a few golf pencils. You could just imagine they were colorful. I have some broken ones sitting around from my past life as a karaoke host.