There were several fun entries posted on Twitter, but the winner ended up coming from someone here on Nostr...
Congratulations to nostr:npub1xr8tvnnnr9aqt9vv30vj4vreeq2mk38mlwe7khvhvmzjqlcghh6sr85uum who reminds us that Jay Powell is the most important "evil maid" to worry about when it comes to your savings being stolen. Thankfully bitcoin really does fix this.
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