“There once was a woman in Iberia called Maria kondonia. She was in charge of the mining operations. Every time a fresh group of slaves arrived, she would select them individualy and scream: “does this one spark joy!?”

“If so they would be packed very efficiëntly for transport and be send to the mines. If someone didn’t spark joy she would thank them and throw them of a cliff. In this way way the mine didn’t get cluttered with useless slaves.”

By neverhappendus jokes, book 12, chapter 8