The marriage market is extremely lopsided. Women in the UMC can practically climb over the men lining the street on one knee, like they're human speedbumps.

Everytime a female friend or acquaintance becomes single, they're off the market within a few months, and the quality of the men is high.

Every other woman is like, can't find a man without a rap sheet, three baby mommas, no job, no income, and dentures.