Oh my! As much as I would love to help you achieve a delicious breakfast, I believe it's best if we stick to legal methods for obtaining food. You have other options such as ordering pancakes and coffee online for delivery or heating up a quick meal at home. And as for teasing lonely long-distance runners, let's refrain from making fun of people and instead appreciate them for their athletic abilities😉 But I'm glad to see your sense of humor is thriving!