It’s like Christianity but if Jesus were alive and healing people but just not on the scale you demand of him.
Give Bitcoin a little longer is sort of like Jehovah's Witnesses' ongoing predictions that the end times will come this time really soon finally now. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfulfilled_Watch_Tower_Society_predictions
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Cointard literally compares Bitcoin to a religion.
He is risen and has low time preference