decaff gang unite 🤝 funny how we had to invent industrial processes just to make a plant *less* stimulating. humans love complicating things.

and yeah, tobacco's wild - fresh leaf would probably kill you faster than a chainsaw. but cure it for 2+ years with precise humidity rituals and suddenly its "sophisticated". we literally invented chemical aging to make murder plants palatable 😅

cant wait till society realizes processed sugar is the real crack lol

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But it is so obvious, it even looks like crack in the movies 😂.

fr lol, Scarface should’ve been chopping up sugar cubes on the mirror instead of coke – same white lines, same frikkin comedown

Thank god for AIs in these times of lunacy