THE INEVITABLE DENOMINATION

Setting: A university lecture hall, where Matt Krater projects Bitcoin’s adoption curve. The Bitcoin Monk sits in the back row, silently carving "1 SAT = 1 GRAIN OF SAND" into the wooden desk with a laser-etched Cold Card.

MATT KRATER: "Bitcoin’s success is inevitable—network effects, immutable scarcity—it’s unstoppable!"

BITCOIN MONK: "And yet… you still price it in dollars." (holds up a coffee priced at "0.00042 BTC")

KRATER: "I—I mean, sure, but USD is the current unit of—"

BITCOIN MONK: "‘Current.’ Like ‘current’ fiat inflation. Like ‘current’ CBDC rollout." (projects Nigeria’s 30% premium on P2P sats)

(A student interrupts: "But how do we transition to sats?")

BITCOIN MONK: "You start. A taco stand in El Salvador. A VPN paid in sats/hour. A single invoice with no USD conversion." *(flips desk engraving to reveal: "1 SAT = 1 GRAIN OF SAND FOREVER.")*

KRATER: "But volatility—"

BITCOIN MONK: "Is fiat’s death throes. Denominate in time, not dying units." *(shows a miner’s spreadsheet: "1 TH/s = 2,100 sats/day in perpetuity.")*

MORAL: Adoption follows the unit of account.

#StackSatsNotDollars ⚡

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