What is the best way to assert your dominance in a public restroom?

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pee on other people

Fart loudly and grossly.

What if they take that as me wanting to start a contest?

Do it! Fart proudly!

Wheezy coughing

in their faces?

No, from far away was enough

Fair enough

Taking a massive dump in the sink

Excellent Strategy

Go into the opposite gender restroom, tell them you identify as their gender and demand that they all put up with it or leave.

Congratulations, you're now the king of the shitter.

The shittanator

Aggresive eye contact.

I'll be Sure to wear my sunglasses

Go in carrying foldable patio furniture, with an umbrella? ⛱️