This is how you teach boys.
Dad: (Walk in room while boys are sleeping and
play revele on the alarm clock.)
Ten-Hut!
What is K-TAB?
Boys: (Jump out of bed and stand at attention.)
Keep your finger out of the trigger guard.
Treat every weapon as if it is loaded.
Always keep your weapin pointed in a safe direction.
Be sure of your target and what is beyond.
Dad: Good. Hit the deck and give me ten.
Boys: (Do ten push ups)
Dad: Good, now get dressed and report for Ron Paul Homeschool in at 0800
They smile the whole time.