Sometimes I worry that I come across on nostr as an arsehole, when I'm aiming more for 'idiot prick'. I hope I'm an idiot prick to you and not an arsehole π₯Ή
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I see you more as hilarious weirdo that may or may not be on the bestie listπ€·π½
I never assumed asshole, but being an idiot pick and an asshole myself, I suppose it's possible I just don't notice.
From all the things one can say about you arsehole isnt one of them
I've never felt this much warmth π₯Ήπ₯Ή
That's what she said
Steady lads oi oi
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That wholesome moment lasted as long as expected lol
I ruined it, it's what I do
I'm feeling emotional cos my washing machine is fixed π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ΅π΅π΅
I didn't know she was broken! Now you just need a toaster.
I can't have all the white goods and appliances working at the same time mate. The content will suffer.
Have you been self sabatoging your housewares just to entertain us?
Not all heros wear capes, folks.
I have resting clown life, it's my calling
Omg....why are you me?
You wouldn't survive one day without the air fryerπ€
You'd at least have the dignity not to go on a decentralised social media protocol to complain everyday about not having a toaster π€
We are not the same π€
I survived for 36 years airfryerless, so idk π€
Also if I had an air fryer I would post every day about having an air fryer. Like: how do I switch on my air fryer? #airfryerstr
This note is officially a #zapraiser to get glhf an airfryer, sats forward the her. We need this content. #airfryerstr
To* because #typostr
Nooo I don't want your air rune sorcery, I want a toaster πππ
Then you can buy a toaster with it, but airfryers make good toast too
What the fuck is an air fryer?????
A annoyingly loud oven
I have an oven! I'm not living in a tent in the woods, I'm living in ingurland
It's a convection oven
