I have had one and it was dry and gross. Maybe they just need some lube 🤷‍♀️

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Homemade cake >

You can have it with sex too since you’re at home

Have your sex cake and eat it too as it were.

I think that’s a Plato quote yes 🙌

It is now. That's how history works right? 😂

Yeah something about cryptographically verifying things that people said 🫡

True History™

--via Yarnlady

Probably better than the "better than sex cake" I had if I'm honest.

I think they must have made it wrong because every one of those I've had has been at least close to as good as sex.

Dude those brownies by little Debbie made me a fat fucking kid

Same 😒

This looks amazing 🤤

I just remember it being dry and cinnamon-y. Maybe I have really good sex 🤷‍♀️😆

Yeah, they did it wrong. Luckily, cheese doesn't.

But sometimes I just want really good cake.

Just the tip from mushroom kingdom

Look, it may have been a...suggestive looking cake, but it was delicious.

It's a perfectly fine cake 🫂 Maybe make the goomba stouter next time 😂

That's what I said when I was looking at the picture. "He should have been shorter, and fatter. That's what I prefer anyway."

More girth

Always 👀

They always are 😉