I just bought a new dishwasher and had it delivered. This is the standard experience for those who haven't been through this before...

Me: "Ah great, a new dishwasher, let's plug it in. Where is the cable?"

Samsung: "Fuck off. Get your own bloody cable."

Me: "OK, well, how does it connect to the mains?"

Samsung: "Don't ask me, it's your cable."

Me: "Alright, let's try the water inlet connection. Where is the hose?"

Samsung: "Fuck off. Get your own bloody hose."

Me: "OK, I have a hose. Now where do I connect it?"

Samsung: "At the back. Use the 90 degree hose adapter to join the hose to our non-standard inlet."

Me: "OK now we're getting somewhere! Where is this adapter you speak of?"

Samsung: "Ha! Got you. fuck off and buy your own one."

Me: "Ah you got me Samsung. OK I see you provided a drain hose. Let's do that."

Samsung: "Sure no problem. Just connect it to your plumbing stack and you're good to go!".

Me: "Um... your drain hose end doesn't even come close to the dimension I need to connect to the plumbing stack."

Samsung: "Sucks to be you. You can't seem to get anything right can you? BTW would you like to do our customer satisfaction survey?"

Me: "I sure would, Samsung. How do I do that?"

Samsung: "Just enter this url or use the nifty QR code on the installation instructions sheet".

Me: "Alright then! Here We go..."

Samsung: "Error 404: Page not Found"