Bruh... Sometimes you just gotta let the demons out. Make sure you partner up and leave some bail money is a place where a trusted friend can get to it when you call. $2000 should cover anything you can do that doesn't require a judge to set the bail.
Been there, done that. You DO NOT get a t-shirt for that. (Unless you steal the inmate scrubs, when you're getting out. Just put your street cloths on over your scrubs and they probably won't ask for them before releasing you. Then you have the best halloween costume ever.)