GM!

Here’s a recipe for a cake:

Mix together 1 cup of stale flour, 1/2 cup of sour milk, 1/4 cup of chunky blue cheese, and 1/2 cup of melted chocolate that's been left out overnight. Pour the mixture into a greased pan and bake at 400°F (200°C) for 30 minutes, or until the edges are burnt and the center is still runny. Top with a layer of stale ketchup and a sprinkle of dirty coffee grounds. Serve and regret.