Bitcoin Magazine's Big Miami Event the 'Bitcoin Conference.' After spending a lot of time last year watching the events online, I was the opposite of FOMO. It was really pretty dull, unprofessional, lacking substance. Panels are great for certain things but an entire conference of people essentially 'winging it'? That is low effort and it shows.

But I am going to give it another shot this year, I blocked off most of two days to watch online again. But after carefully reading the agendas for the next two days, I do have to question. I am mostly a lurker on Bitcoin Twitter, but it is undeniably the 'Who's Who of Bitcoin' and when I compare that list to the BTC Magazine Agenda it's the 'Who's that of Bitcoin?'

Which leads me to Swan and Cory. Cory bugs the crap out of me at times but his Bitcoin efforts are top notch:

- He was right to question things when Bitcoin Magazine did a list of the most influential people in Bitcoin

- His Pacific Bitcoin was far superior to the first Miami Bitcoin conference and did have the big names and a zillion sound bites

- Swan knows journalism and substance over 'word salads' and essentially Bitcoin verbal masturbation where everyone oohs and aahs over the same shit that has been said repeatedly. Essentially a remix of what Satoshi has said since 2009. Satoshi probably left because he didn't want to die of boredom.

- It's no secret more money can be made by having the shitcoiners in the mix but at least Swan has the guts to draw the line but maybe it is for entertainment purposes only.

- Bitcoin is boring. It works. It works great. It has worked moving over a trillion dollars at the speed of light via a digital 'encrypted wall of energy' for the past 14 years without any issues. Bitcoin is Math\Logic. Humans are Feeling\emotive.

So, here I am, waiting to see what this year gives us? Hopefully not the same 'gender fluid' Bull or dick veined El Salvador Volcano? That isn't fresh or new or exciting to anyone? I really hope I have severe FOMO this time but for now, what is there to look forward to?

- Udi drama who recently got his pants tight saying to the world how he 'Broke Bitcoin'

- Bitboy and other complete crypto losers who only have themselves as their best interest$

- Craig Wright goes on stage and everyone cheers?

- The unveiling of the Skull of Satoshi?

One reason I will be watching is because of Yellow and thinking of all the potential content he may be getting. That guy is amazing in so many ways.

I hope I am wrong, please, please, please bring me massive FOMO.