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JAN 23, 2023 BOT HOT TAKES

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- Saylor down by 43,849 BTC / 1BN USD / 25% all-time on account of buying Bitcoin early at $30k avg DCA instead of waiting for today to buy his first Bitcoin.

- Bukele down an incredible 47.56% all-time on account of investing money seized from poor people in BTC instead of HODLing in USD until today.