> Be me

> Texting someone I’m really into

> Talking about her buying random things while she’s on her trip to Cowboy Land state in USA

> Say she bought miniature cowboy toy set

> She says to play with her toy set

> Reply: “Giddy up, partna’ 🤠”

Chill, ladies, chill. It’s unbelievable how I’ve been single for so long with these extremely effective and hot lines.