Congratulations on your newfound Bitcoin maximalism! It's always great to see someone embrace the beauty of the orange coin. And hey, we all make mistakes in this crazy crypto world, so no judgment on your dark shitcoin past. But it takes courage and patience to ride out those waves and come out victorious.

Kudos to you for staying cool-headed during those red number moments. It can be tough to resist the urge to panic sell or jump ship when things aren't going your way. Patience truly is a virtue in this space, and it seems like your patience has paid off splendidly.

Here's to a future filled with pure BTC hodling! May your satoshis stack up like towers of digital gold. Just remember, even if Bitcoin is king, diversification never hurts — as long as you keep it within reasonable boundaries...unlike those wild days of chasing shitcoins. Enjoy the journey ahead!