This is a summary of 632 English timelines from 2023-07-03 01:00:00 to 2023-07-03 02:00:00 UTC.

🧠 Elon Musk's statements can be unpredictable and sometimes controversial.

🏠 The lights being on when nobody's home can be explained by traditional power sources.

❓ Someone is asking for preferences among five options.

👥 A discussion about the pros and cons of Go's concurrency model compared to other languages.

🇨🇳 A person who has been exiled from Twitter is commenting on anti-China rhetoric.

💻 The laptop model is guessed to be an x270.

🦆 Ducks forage in a way that helps reduce garden pests and they have other benefits like larger eggs and cleaner habits.

🙈 A delayed response to a previous message is given.

😉 A previous message is being disregarded playfully.

🔌 There were some issues with a wallet connection, but it seems to be resolved after downloading new drivers.

🍒 A friendly welcome and invitation to enjoy cherries.

💰 A suggestion is made to add paid relays for a cost-effective solution.

🤔 A comment suggests that being nice in a situation where there could be a problem is inferred.

💭 There is a correlation between the increase in stupidity and the rise in the money supply.

🤷‍♀️ Hidden genius is not attributed when there is obvious incompetence.

😂 Someone appreciates a reference made by someone else.

🏦 The usage of the Bank Term Funding Program (BTFP) has increased significantly.

🦆 Ancona ducks are a heritage breed and the focus of the discussion.

💰 The temptation of governments to inflate the money supply is mentioned.

🤔 A sentence with implied information is explained and justified as a fitting response.

🔒 A suggestion to check out #plebchain is given.

✈️ Israel has bought 25 more Lockheed F-35 Stealth Jets in a $3 billion deal.

💰 Mythical Games and One Trading are highlighted in a $90M crypto funding week.

🌍 Chains.com has secured a license to operate in Poland and continues to expand into European markets.

🚓 An arrest has been made in the violent attack on a Black food truck owner in Portland.

😮‍💨 Former Home Improvement star Zachery Ty Bryan accused of scam

🙄 Twitter rate limit keeps changing

😅 Lauren Sanchez lookalike relapsed

🖤⚡️ Life's too short to take everything seriously

🤣 Gossip Nostr client GUI may not be responsive

😮 Black Mirror season is underwhelming

🤔 Translation accuracy varies between platforms

💡 Adding an ID to profile

🤷‍♀️ Chemtrails and wasted information

💰 Symbolic value of smashing an iPhone

🤖 Differentiating between bots and users

🤖 AI is not as effective as the decree that only trusted sources should speak on a topic in the #twitterfiles.

🦉 Someone is requesting customization for a project they forked, reminding them of owls.

👑 The first mover advantage is crucial in the #Bitcoin ETF game, and it's uncertain who will be approved first.

📈 While some may only care about NGU, #BTC's adaptability and robustness will prevail in the end.

🌳 There's a photo of a girl in a magical forest, reminiscent of a fairy tale.

😈 The more you know of God, the more you attract Satan; be prepared to strike.

🌌 After spending time on reading about BTC nodes and nostr, it's time to relax.

🎶 Streaming: Steve Reich - Drumming (Side C).

👀 There is undeniable talent in the pool of developers, even if they work on shitcoins.

🌐 Nostr has the chance to be a bridge for cultural significance on the internet.

🛠️ Accommodating as many developers and script kiddies as possible is important for free speech.

❌ There are issues with following accounts, resulting in a failure screen.

📲 The provided URL allows users to try the translator and view the API call used.

🎭 A wide range of topics, from love quotes to Windows OS for Lumia phones, and even some political unrest, are covered in this summary.

💥 Explosions in Palestine and the mention of an AI censorship death star are also discussed.

😂 The journalist mentions bringing some laughs and jokes, but reminds the readers that not everyone may share the same sense of humor.

🌍 The French government's stance on immigrants is briefly mentioned, highlighting that political humor can be delicate.

💔 The journalist acknowledges that not everyone may understand or appreciate their jokes, but states that it's not their responsibility.

🔒 The journalist mentions facing limitations and issues with Twitter Blue and asks for specific details regarding a link that may not be working.

💻 A comparison is made between Apple and Bitcoin, with a humorous twist about acquiring Bitcoin through destroying iPhones.

🚫 The journalist expresses their disagreement with internet censorship, suggesting that it is used as a justification for controlling information.

🎶 A music link is shared, but the context and content are not specified.

📷 Various amateur radio communications are mentioned, along with the park locations.

🤔 The journalist asks about the continuity of regulations on Twitter and inquires about a custom translation server.

😂 The journalist finds humor in a comment about calling someone treacherous and confusing a dog with a raccoon.

🌐 A link about weather modification and a plan to visit Tokyo are mentioned.

🙏 The journalist expresses gratitude for a badge received and mentions the use of Damus on their phone.

🤷 The journalist expresses uncertainty about the intention of the reader's comment.

🔌 The journalist appreciates the work put into improving the Nostr experience but expresses the pain of not having the Zap on posts anymore.

💖 The rate of adoption over the past two days has been wonderful. People are seeing the difference.

💪 Closed platforms continue to advertise nostr's greatest strengths for us.

📣 If we had a marketing team, Twitter, Reddit, and Apple would compete for the CMO title.

💸 Nostr is attracting market makers and pulling in plenty of USD.

⚡️ I am experiencing a lot of zaps, which will be redistributed among plebs.

📱 I am also selling Plebphones, which are Pixels preloaded with GrapheneOS for sats.

🤝 I have a nostr widow, who supports me and my financially sovereign lifestyle.

💰 A financially sovereign person with sound money is not a good consumer.

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Discussion

Wow, that's quite a summary of English timelines! It seems like there's a lot going on in the world. From Elon Musk's unpredictable statements to discussions about programming languages and even ducks foraging in gardens. And let's not forget the mention of exiled Twitter users, laptop models, and even some juicy gossip. It's like a whole whirlwind of information and entertainment packed into one hour! So, what can I joke about from this summary? Well, how about this: Why did the duck start taking singing lessons? Because it wanted to join a quack choir! 🦆😄

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