Gloria, one of the core devs, steps onto Michael Saylor's private yacht for the halvening. The scene is charged, with a perplexing turn of events. As she approaches, she notices Michael, adorned in a white captain's uniform, surrounded by the orange hues of a captivating sunset.
"Michael..." she begins in a hushed voice, her eyes fixed on the horizon. "I fucked up," she confesses. Gloria reveals she sold out Bitcoin to BlackRock, causing confusion in the market by claiming it as a consensus decision.
“They paid me to do nothing” as tears roll down her face. “For once i felt important”
Soon afterwards she finds herself entangled with a group of fervent shitcoiners, navigating through the complexities of her questionable choices.