So does “Snap Crackle Pop” but at least I can explain in detail why those elves don't make cookies with the Kebler Eleves.
Discussion
Kebler elves are all fudge packers. Prolly scared. 🤣 I jest…
Neither are real.
Just human constructs to sell a story and buy a product
And yet, not above controversy of their own.
We've already presupposed that sodomy is morally wrong with a term like fudge packer. Where do we go now?