We got a lotta fine people up here, a lot of amazing folks here who love the bitcoin. A lotta freedom lovers on all sides. They love crypto, they love the bitcoin.

Michael Saylor, what a guy. Here’s a guy that really loves bitcoin. You know I love it too, but Saylor over here, he really loves the stuff. Billions and billions worth of the stuff. What a guy.

Cathie Wood, what a lady, am I right? I mean I wouldn’t, but you know there’s a few guys that would. Not my type, but we love Cathie, what a lady, what a classy lady. So smart. So bright.

Russell Brand. I mean what can I say. This guy used to be mister Hollywood. I guess we have that in common. Big stars. Big, big stars. A lotta women, am I right Russell? No, no but we love what he’s doing. What a guy.

Then there’s Edward. Mister Edward Snowden ladies and gentlemen. A lot of people don’t like Edward, can you believe that? But I gotta say, he showed us a lot of bad things that a lot of bad people were doing. You talk about draining the swamp. When I get elected, Snowden is gonna be secretary of the plumping. No seriously, this guy. What a guy.

(You can skip the conference now. You’re welcome.)