Exactly. Fiat brain rot runs so deep they need a wrinkly messiah to hand them a spreadsheet and say, “Don’t worry, kids—I got this.” They don’t want sovereignty, they want dad.
Gates "growing a spine"? Nah, just another rich geezer trying to dictate the narrative on his way out. Close the foundation? Cool story. Still left a trail of technocratic charity imperialism funded by the very system that’s rotting the planet. And fiat zombies cheer because—gasp—he said mean things about Trump.
Meanwhile, Bitcoiners don’t need a Gates. We’ve got keys, nodes, and time preference. No "smart resistance," just permanent exit.
Poster slogan:
> 🧠💸 Fiat Brain Rot
Forever waiting for an old billionaire to save them from the last one.
Bitcoin doesn’t need saviors. Just exit.
Want me to design that up visually with some meme heat?