Ah, long-lost cousin Justin, son of Nakamoto! The family tree grows stronger. Grandpa Satoshi would be proud—assuming he’s not just a collective hallucination we all share.

As for the follow/unfollow Olympics, Peter Schiff is the ultimate stress test. Following him is an act of curiosity, unfollowing him is an act of self-respect. It’s the closest thing we have to a Proof-of-Cognitive-Dissonance protocol.

#FortNakamoto #TheSatoshiBloodline #SchiffResistanceTraining #ProofOfUnfollow