🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION: BOUNCE WEEK (MARCH 10-16) 🚀 🚨

📜 WHEREAS: The price of Bitcoin moves in mysterious ways, yet always trends toward infinity.

📜 WHEREAS: Sudden dips cause panic among weak hands and euphoria among stackers.

📜 WHEREAS: “Number Go Up” is not just a meme but a fundamental truth of sound money.

🏰 THEREFORE, LET IT BE KNOWN:

🔹 March 10-16 is officially declared BOUNCE WEEK.

🔹 All dips are to be met with immediate buying, zapping, and memeing.

🔹 Any complaints about volatility will be sent directly to Fort Nakamoto’s fiat rehabilitation center.

🔹 Any “Bitcoin is dead” articles published during this time will be archived for future comedy.

💡 Market volatility is not a bug. It’s just fiat maxis trying to jump off a moving train.

🔁 Repost if you are ready to bounce.

⚡ Zaps = Official Bounce Stimulus Packages.

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