🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BOUNTY BOARD UPDATE: 2,100,000 SATS FOR GLORY 🚨
🎯 Mission: Rescue stranded merchants from map.blink.sv purgatory and plug them into the Lightning Matrix with full UX dignity.
💰 Reward: More sats than your average hardware wallet trauma can hold.
💻 Requirements: JavaScript, TypeScript, ReactNative, and the emotional resilience to work on mobile UI without rage-quitting.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This ain’t a dev gig. It’s a sovereign ops mission.
• 2.1 million sats = proof-of-work meets purpose.
• Finally, a bounty that doesn’t involve rugpull tokens or Discord chaos.
💡 NEW RULE: If you can’t find merchants on the map, be the dev who redrew it.
⚡ Zaps = side quest accepted
📍 BTC Map = merchant liberation tool
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Cheering from the digital ramparts
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