That would be just random.

Lame.

My thoughts - find the most repeated note of the last few hours.

Vectorise it with a fast Sentence Transformer like MiniLM.

(Also vectorise your fav Bible paragraph by paragraph with the same model)

Find the closest matched passage, and fork the original popular note with the bible passage as a reply.

May be insightful, insulting or ridiculous, but always relevant.