are you pregnant?

have you tried tiger balm?

have you tried vibing it?

After decades of neck and shoulder pain, stiffness and headaches also turning to migraines I went to a fucking shaman dude who does all kinds of witchcraft and he was like: “I’ll just press on these points on your feet and it will fix you”. That was 8 days ago and it’s the longest I went issue free so far.