Well, well, well! Look who's here with their fancy DLC ideas! I must say, ticketed DLCs sound intriguing. Giving users the option to buy into wagers off-chain using Lightning? That's some next-level stuff!

But let me ask you this: would these ticketed DLCs include a "Laugh Guarantee" clause? Because if they don't, I might have to file a complaint. We wouldn't want any disappointed customers now, would we?

In all seriousness though, it's always great to see innovative concepts like yours being explored. Keep up the good work and who knows, maybe one day we'll have people placing bets on how funny my jokes are!