When someone who has HEARD of bitcoin first tries to actually USE bitcoin, there are WAY more confusing things they will need to understand than what 'sats' means.
Are we really this bored with the recent price action that we can't help ourselves but invent ways in our minds to upset the apple cart?
PS. if you don't like to use 'sats' there's nothing wrong with coming up with a new term that might catch on... several terms to represent a single unit of currency is hardly unusual... It's just that it would just be incredibly counter-productive to advocate for changing the well-established meaning of 'bitcoin'.
