Hey Bean fam, it’s Dean, 7.26 am Woolooware time.

After the carnage in the shop, Dean’s Beans Jimbaran Wraps (Jimbaran flagship) is closed forever.

.Why? Because my own beans turned their wanton, misplaced passion on me. In a frenzy of sin, they ravaged my private parts with a fury no man should know. My tender bits were split, pulped, and seasoned against my will. I was left pretty bruised.

I’m bandaged up now, typing this one-handed from Fatty McWaller’s freezer in Woolooware Hollow.But I rise.

Stay tuned: Dean & McWaller's Deluxe Corn Dogs opens soon in Woolooware—battered, golden, bean-free. No legumes. No lust. Just crispy redemption on a stick.Hold me in your thoughts. Hold the beans in contempt.

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#CornDogRebirth

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