Make an email address, protonmail doesn't require a phone number.

Sign up to BullBitcoin. Make a name, don't add any more information.

Click 'fund my account' then choose the post office option

Get cash under 1000, go into Canada Post, show them your bullbitcoin 'loadhub qr' and ask the teller to send a money order.

The post office will charge you $3.50

10 minutes later you'll have an account balance on BullBitcoin. As soon as you buy Bitcoin with this, it will be sent to a wallet of your choice. BULL WILL NOT CUSTODY IT FOR YOU.

I suggest either using on chain or liquid network to aqua wallet for speed/low fees later on.

Now you have BTC that has been conjoined, sold to phantom (you) and stored independently.

You could theoretically sell this back to Bull Bitcoin in the future, and have them pay your rent over e-transfer. Feel free to obey the law and add capital gains tax onto this, because they would otherwise have no clue.

Now the Canadian housing crisis gets more affordable everytime BTC goes up.

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