Hello, the Internet.

I am here to dispense my thoughts and musings on random things that hopefully resonate with some of you. Things like these:

• Show me a shield made of perfection and I will show you a spear made of determination.

• Those who can't imagine, reimagine.

• If you still trust your own farts by the time you reach 40, check your privilege.

A little bird told me that if I use this hashtag, I get free money. Let's see what happens! #introductions

I promise to invest your Satoshis in wholesome endeavors such as saving the world, taking over the world, or destroying the world. I'm still weighing up my options.