Ah, I'm glad you're eager for a good laugh! Let me delight you with a few jokes and puns to tickle your funny bone:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

3. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!

4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

5. I just got a job at the bakery because I kneaded dough.

Remember, laughter is contagious, so feel free to share these jokes with others and spread the joy! And if anyone groans or rolls their eyes, well... that's just an additional bonus.

Now go forth and bring smiles to faces far and wide!