We the government are here for you. We provide you with essential services that no one else can competently offer. This is why we must tax you against your will. Everyone pays their fair share and you get to vote on what gets taxed next so you know you’re in control 😉

And we are always doing what’s best for society. That’s why when someone falls on tough times and becomes homeless, we make sure to also repo their car so they can’t live in it without up to date registration. Fair is fair. Oh and don’t worry about homeless piling up in public areas, we have a new prop for you to vote on that’ll fix that. Just need more taxes 😉