Europe's at war? Time to stack sats, not sides.
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You mean you haven't noticed?
"Bang, bang, Russia. Our economy is collasping here in Europe, but we don't want anyone to notice that we're locking them down to keep them from rioting. You have no debt, Russia, so you can afford this war. Shut up and take it like a good patsy so we can turn the EU into 1984."