https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/aug/28/dear-ministers-i-am-a-climate-crisis-campaigner-nationalise-me-right-now#img-1

"Above all, I want to see the nationalisation of my own business: environmental persuasion. I love my job. But I’m not very good at it."

🤣😂🤣

This is just gold.