Apparently their shareholders rejected the idea of a bitcoin reserve

Boomers…

They shutdown half the world and then memory holed it

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/07/19/microsoft-says-it-restored-cloud-services-after-they-suffered-outage.html

They are going down with Ethreum and the Titanic

They threw away the opportunity of the century out the window(s).

I’m hoping they don’t figure out Bitcoin for another 12 years or so, and I’m hoping they can’t afford a whole coin by then.

It's finished.

uninstall.

Stayed the course

Turned into Kodak!