Guys can be really dumb. I'm sorry he's being so thick about this.

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

He earns 6 figures and buys new cars with cash, but his wife has a computer that cannot send e-mail without crashing.

😂 Fuck me to hell, I'm so fucking done.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't complain. I'm blessed.

But I would like to also be blessed with a computer that can start and send e-mail. Then I would be even more blessed.

Well, looks like the computer fairy might be bringing one with the mail, so, miracles never cease.

And I want that more than a steak dinner. I do.

And I am not going to pretend otherwise.

I... Don't get that. *sighs*

It's not unreasonable. It's not exorbitant. It seems like he'd rather buy you a big rock or something you'd consider useless instead.

He sees computers as "his" thing. A big rock is #stuffgirlslike

He's totally in shock now that anyone would give me a computer. Thinks it's bizarre.

Does he not realize you're more technically able than 99% of the world? A computer is a "Stella" thing in this case, not a girl or a boy thing. Everyone needs good tools. Tools aren't just for boys.

No, he doesn't realize that. I'm the non-techy person in the house who cleans the bathrooms and cooks dinner.

He's always like, are you chatting with your little Internet friends again?

Yes. I am. We're talking about steak dinners. 😂

Sometimes sort of surreal.

Are you winning wifey?

Yes, we are building a new Internet. Also, I picked up the dry cleaning.

Oh, thanks! Did you remember my gray suit?

Do I need to sit him down over a beer in person and have "your wife is a brilliant, mad genius who is planning to take over the world" talk?

😂 won't help. You're just one of my little Internet friends.

But I'm a guy. And I won't be in the internet if I'm sitting there having a beer. He'll like me. Nearly everyone does pretty immediately. I'm... Infectious. 😅

🤷‍♀️

Mostly, he thinks I'm just really weird, so anyone who talks to me must also be a weirdo.

Which is probably true.

We're all very retarded. 80 IQ.

This guy doesn't even care about Bitcoin, despite his own stack tripling in worth in three years.

We could list on the NASDAQ and he'd probably stay home from the IPO party because he'll convince himself that it's just a joke. 🤣🤣