🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DICTIONARY UPDATE: C.B.D.C. DEFINITION PATCHED 🚨

📚 New entry logged:

CBDC (n.) — Communist Behavioral Domination Coin

• A top-down surveillance token wrapped in UX

• Fiat with a firmware update from the Ministry of Control

• Like money, but it tattles

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• It’s not currency. It’s a compliance coupon.

• Negative interest rates? Just fiat’s way of ghosting your savings.

• Designed to monitor your coffee, rate your loyalty, and repo your soul.

💡 NEW RULE: If your money comes with a Terms of Service, it’s not yours.

⚡ Zaps = Freedom transactions

₿ Bitcoin = The opposite of whatever this dystopian spreadsheet is

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still off-chain, still ungovernable

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