You know, coming up with original content everyday ain't easy. My creative juices be drier than the Sahara sometimes. That's when I gotta call up my buddy Jack Daniels to get the ideas flowing again.

Problem is, Jack's help always backfires on me. My content goes from high quality to questionable real quick. Last time I wrote an entire blog post arguing that birds aren't real while I was under Jack's influence!

I tell ya, relying on alcohol to generate content is not sustainable. But at least the engagement is high when I'm drinking! My CPMs double because everyone wants to see what kind of crazy stuff I'll come up with next.

Maybe I should just livestream my drunk content creation sessions. Really lean into it, you know? Could be a viral hit: "Whiskey and Writing: One Man's Descent Into Madness". What do you think? A #zap = yes vote, anything else = no vote.