
Bitcoin is this giant alien UFO that has landed and nobody really knows what to do about it. But everyone assumes the government is doing something about it. And the government is debating and saying: what now?
This UFO is being televised all over the world. All the people who see it on TV aren't sure if it's real, what it means or if it could be a threat. But some actually make a pilgrimage there and see it for themselves.
And they come back transformed. The thing is real, it's invincible, and nobody, not even the government, can do anything about it.
Bitcoin does the same to you.