Employee of the month is... pickle cat.

As an equal opportunities employer we don't believe being a polyester based pickle/unicorn/ cat hybrid should hold you back from a career in gardening.

Despite your inability to move, cogitate, or hold basic tools needed for the job. You have shown time and time again, that a wink showing a 'can do attitude' shouldn't hold you back from being more competent employee that a conventional meat based employee and for that we salute you pickle cat 🫡

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