I'd be so sad to hear about the choice of a systemd distro.
And then we could have argued about init systems ti midnight.
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Though I do think I have Ubuntu in a chroot on my Slackware machine that I was using to compile the stable version of libbitcoin.
In case it's not clear though I've never used a dating app. They were called sites when I was last single.
I met my wife the old fashioned way: she and a friend woke me up while I was sleeping in a storefront and asked if I wanted to go to a strip club. Never did make it yo one that was open.