The urge to walk up to anyone under the age of 30 wearing a Metallica or Nirvana t-shirt they bought at Target and ask them to name a single song or album title.

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

my guess: it'll either be 0 or "all of the songs"

Nevermind…

yeah my younger cousin did not think this was as funny as I did when I dropped this on one of her Def Leppard band tees

It’s a sad thing to imagine going one’s entire life and never rocking out to Pour Some Sugar on Me.

Ain’t that right, nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4?

🤣 exactly how do you even explain it to em

what's that?

ah ffs

i forgor

I gave you two years.

remind me again in two years

Holy fuck 😂😂😂😂😂 That exchange made me laugh mad ☠️ #keepnostrweird

You know I will.

I've done that several times : not a single song could they name, not even the megahits.

You’re exactly the kind of person who would do this. 🤣

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There was a chick wearing a Nevermind shirt and honestly, she couldn't name a single song, not even "Smells Like Teen Spirit", I wasn't trying to be a cunt, I was genuinely curious.

Chick just shrugged her shoulders and said "I just love music and I like the T-Shirt"

The whole thing reminded me of Bailldrillard's idea of hyperreality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation

What if they cook you though and name like 15 in a row

All apologies, then.

They cant do it

That’s because they were in utero in the late 90s.

I feel lucky to have been In Bloom back then.

I just don’t want anyone to think I’m a negative creep.

Just get a haircut from Floyd the Barber, problem solved.

Which cut? A Love Buzz?

When you get a good run of Nirvana puns, it's important to Milk It.

You know you’re right.

Lithium

So… just One?

I guess thats Sad But True…

And when repping a band, you gotta be a true fan cause Nothing Else Matters. 🤙🏼

Am I evil for wanting to do this?

If you wanna be good vs evil, let them know which album they need to listen to. You may also need to explain there was a time when full albums were worth listening to.

Same energy as people calling Bitcoin “crypto” without knowing a single thing about it.

Do you really sell hoodies with QR codes that open ChatGPT? 🤣

Yes! But it is a very special GPT! Check it out and tell me then.