That was the most entertaining thing I've read on here in ages. 🍿
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You are completely wrong about the kale.
Sorry, not sorry.
You can have all of my kale.
We need to improve education and communicate more clearly, to eliminate kale-based prejudice in the next generation.
Perhaps we should have a school program "The Truth About Kale" or "Kale is just like you and me."
You might just change my mind about kale after all.
I'm not changing my mind about pickles though. They're awesome and no amount of after school specials will sway me there.
Did you know that Hitler ate pickles?
So did Ghandi
You are trying to deflect. Everyone knows that Ghandi ate most of his pickles prior to the moment where Hitler reach Peak Pickle. Clearly, the latter should therefore hold more sway.
Also, there was the Great Pickle Devouring of 1934, where many pickles were consumed by Nazis during a large picknick featuring sandwiches.
So there.

Grow kale.
That’s the only thing that changed my mind.
Who do you trust on this topic, nostr:nprofile1qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndehhyapwwdhkx6tpdshsz9mhwden5te0v96xcctn9ehx7um5wghxcctwvshsz9mhwden5te0vf5hgcm0d9hx2u3wwdhkx6tpdshsqgpl9zwnet67rrwnagwp76rqa2edx35yug76ttagv5w5q33u7ddels34272q ?
A sweetly exotic woman in a pious headscarf who occasionally drops Bible quotes, or a *something masculine* represented by the most sinister letter of the alphabet (the Scarlet Letter!), who is deviously trying to convince you to plant the Devil's own vegetation?
To ask this question, is to answer it, seems to me.
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Excellent, I'm happy it brought you some value!
